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WHO · Seasonal Compliance Office
The Naughty List Audit
A ten-part self-assessment of your seasonal standing. Answer honestly.
The Organization files everything, and files it twice.
“You’re doing the only honest day’s work done around here, and you don’t even
know it yet. You’re grading them.”
Posted at the trailhead. Author unlisted.
Estimated time: four minutes. There are no wrong answers, only logged ones.
Question 1 of 10
Your seasonal standing
Provisional Resident
0/10
Assessment on file.
Map fragment ? of 12. Compare cards with your
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Your assessment card
Share your fragment. Somebody out there has the
rest of the map.
