The office keeps a list
Municipal Lost & Found
Things go missing in a small town less often than you would think, and turn up more often than anyone is comfortable with. Everything here belonged to somebody. Come by the office with a description and, where we can, we will make you prove it.
| Item | Where found | Logged | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| Child's mitten, red, left hand | Elm & Second | Dec 27 | Unclaimed |
| Casserole dish, Pyrex, washed clean | The assembly hall | Nov 30 | Unclaimed |
| Parade baton, metal, red and white, dented | The parade route | Dec 24 | Resolved |
| House keys, Meridian issue, no fob | The hill road | Jan 2 | Unclaimed |
| Set of dog antlers, brown leather, hand-stitched | The vacant lot on the hill | Dec 30 | Unclaimed |
| Prescription pad, blank | Maple Street clinic | Dec 19 | Claimed |
| Thermos, green enamel, dented lid | Beneath the folding chairs | Dec 26 | Unclaimed |
| One work glove, left, well worn | A driveway on the hill road | Jan 6 | Unclaimed |
| Necktie, navy, silk | The marina lot | Dec 22 | Claimed |
| Officer's plaque, wood with a brass front | Reported off a wall; not turned in | Jan 9 | Unclaimed |
Items unclaimed after ninety days are donated, discarded, or returned to where they were found, whichever the finder prefers. The office is not responsible for items that come back on their own.
One work glove is held here against our own policy. Its owner is known, and does not take his gloves off, and has not asked after it. We are holding it anyway.
"Resolved" is the status the office uses when a matter is closed and no further questions are helpful. It is not the same as "Claimed." Please do not ask which item it was; the clerk who logged it has said all she intends to.