Summer readiness for winter cheer
Test your light strings early. The Volunteer Watch resumes evening rounds the first of November. Households logged dark two winters running may be visited by a neighbor who cares.
Established, and re-established, and re-established
A few thousand good people, one main street, and a hill nobody drives up twice. We keep our lights on, our hedges square, and our tallies current. In Westhaven, friendliness is not a temperament. It is a bylaw.
Five generations of looking up.
Around town
Route, float lineup, and a letter from the President. Newsletter signup at the bottom.
Forty-one years and counting. The route has not moved once.A life that runs itself. Model home open daily at the head of the first development.
A proud sponsor of nearly everything.Something went missing? Something turned up? The office keeps a running list.
Please bring proof. Most things here belonged to someone.The tradespeople the Organization is comfortable putting its name beside.
And one it is not, but needs.News & Notices
The Organization posts here so a thing can be official. Down here a thing is not quite real until it has been laminated.
Test your light strings early. The Volunteer Watch resumes evening rounds the first of November. Households logged dark two winters running may be visited by a neighbor who cares.
The President has reaffirmed the parade route for the forty-first consecutive year. Residents are again asked not to feed, name, or negotiate with the geese on Elm.
A quiet quarter, thank you. All matters below were resolved amicably.
The annual auction has concluded. One parcel on the hill was withdrawn from sale for the seventeenth year. No bids were expected, and none were disappointed.
The Candlelight Walk of Unity was our best attended yet. Two hundred and twelve chairs, and the cocoa held. To whoever counted the crowd three times and got three different numbers: relax.
Keep the vents clear. Do not change your installer code. If your box chirps when no door has opened, that is normal, and you may ignore it.
Our carolers now serve in a semi-official capacity. Please consider them an extension of the department and cooperate. They are only counting.
Leaf pickup runs through October. The forty-foot town tree has been ordered from the same catalog as every year. As always, taste has been pre-selected for you.
Approved Vendors
Vetted, insured, and reviewed by a subcommittee that meets on Tuesdays. The Organization stands behind these names. Mostly.
A man does not throw the plumber out of church the week before the pipes freeze. Rench Heating is not a member of the Organization and has signed none of its covenants. He is, however, in our district.
Community tools
The Organization is pleased to offer these self-service tools. Please use them in the spirit of the season.
Ten honest questions. Find out where your display really stands. Grading is firm but fair.
Someone is grading you anyway. Might as well see the rubric.Received a citation? Look up your case number, your fee, and your date to comply.
No more free riders on morale.Try the Meridian smart thermostat from your browser. It does exactly what it is told.
By anyone with the right key.Listen to the valley at night and count the doorbells. A little game for careful ears.
One house never rings. See if you notice.These tools open in this same friendly site. If a door is still dark, it simply has not been unlocked yet.